A pool party! Hang out, swim, maybe barbeque along toward evening.
Bunch of us are just gonna sit around, drink and watch old Bogart movies.
Poker party.
A Halloween party.
This is gonna be a BASH!
Nonexistant. I'm pretty solitary, I'd rather hang out at home and play on the computer.
Oh you know, the gang over, beer and chips, maybe watch a football game.

2. Your favorite comedy show is ...

Home Improvement.
The Three Stooges.
The Daily Show.
America's Funniest Home Videos. It cracks me up when people accidentally hit themselves in the balls.
Late Night With David Letterman. Or SNL, that kind of thing.
MST3K.
Sitcoms. I love sitcoms.

3. Your idea of a night on the town is ...

Moonlight cruise with a special someone.
Going with a couple friends to a local all-you-can-eat Chinese Buffet and pigging out.
Hang out and people-watch. People are hysterical!
A little drinking, a little eating, a lot of raising hell.
Barhopping, or else tipping cattle. w00t!
Cyber-cafe and coffee until 4am.
Nice dinner, maybe a show.

4. Saturday afternoon, you're hyped. You just scored tickets to ...

A kite festival.
The zoo. We're gonna go antagonize the lions.
The local Native American fancy-dancers competition.
Bleah. I don't participate in passive group entertainment.
Medieval Times, or the local Ren Faire.
Defcon.
The Superbowl, or the World Series. YES!!

5. Your favorite dreams are about ...

Life! Adventure! I catch sea monsters and turn evil gods into stone.
Putting one over on people, especially people who think they're better than me.
Food.
Destruction.
I don't daydream a whole lot, I'm too busy. I'm "on" all the time.
The Matrix.
Erm. I don't know you well enough to tell you what I dream about.

6. You'd rather be thought of as ...

Powerful.
Cunning.
Quick-witted.
Cool.
Funny.
Savvy.
Hot-looking.

7. You just did something to make yourself look goofy. You're thinking ...

About my ulterior motive.
SHIT!
I meant to do that. Really.
If I can't be a good example, at least I'm a horrible warning.
I really DID mean to do that, it's part of my schtick.
I don't do goofy things.
Meh.

8. How would you meet your ideal mate?

At the beach, or out hiking or something similar.
I'd like to find a nice local boy or girl.
Someplace I don't usually go. I like people who are different than myself.
Anywhere is fine. AnyONE is fine, actually; I'm bi.
At one of the nightclubs or hangouts I go to, I'd like to find someone with the same zest for life as me.
Online.
Man, I dunno. Maybe meet them through friends or something.

9. How are you most likely to die?

Trying to find the secret of Immortality. I'll find it, but I won't make it back.
Food poisoning.
Falling off a cliff while backing up to take a picture.
I'll probably be executed for my crimes.
Laughing.
Die? I don't plan to die, I'll just download myself and exist in the .net as pure intelligence.
I hope in my sleep, but who knows?